1. TRUMP MAKES UP FAKE NEWS.

2. TRUMP SELLS FAKE NEWS TO FAKE NEWS.

3. FAKE NEWS REPORTS FAKE NEWS AND TRUMP IMMEDIATELY KOUNTERS IT, CALLING IT FAKE NEWS TO ENSURE THIS FAKE NEWS HE HIMSELF WROTE AND SOLD IS EXACTLY WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS IT TO BE, THEREBY ENSNARING THE MASSES TO HIS WHIM AS HE MONOPOLIZES THE MEDIA HE PRETENDS NOT TO BE IN COMPLETE CONTROL OVER.

4. SKEPTIC MASSES, AFRAID THEY MIGHT BE DECEIVED, BELIEVE FAKE NEWS, BECOMING DECEIVED.

5. FAKE NEWS IS NOT REALLY FAKE.